Am I Right, Ladies?

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

nowheretaylor:

this show is a gift


  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
#omg

Thanks for not considering my mental health at all lol you obviously gave it a lot of thought, Mom!

posted 13 hours ago

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

posted 1 day ago via leesh14 · © ohmygil with 82,802 notes